Russian, Czech and Finnish hockey teams bicker over who’s too drunk to go home after World Juniors is sport’s best saga right now | This is the loop


Thank goodness for Google Translate. It’s not perfect. He paints with a large brush. You need to read between the lines a bit and make an educated guess or two. Without it, however, we would be completely unaware of the saga currently playing out between the Russian, Czech and Finnish junior hockey teams, and that would be a shame, as it is by far the best thing that is happening in the world. sport right now.

Last week, the IIHF, canceled the 2022 World Junior Championship halfway through its planned duration, citing growing concerns over COVID-19. The decision sparked immediate controversy, with many claiming the COVID issues were a direct result of the IIHF’s own organizational incompetence (according to reports, their bubble had a LOT of holes) as opposed to the participating teams, who had spent Christmas locked in Calgary hotel rooms in order to compete. The complaints ended there, however, and soon national teams around the world began to disperse, returning to their respective home countries.

On December 31, the Russian hockey coalition boarded a flight to Frankfurt, where it was due to arrive in the early hours of New Year’s Day. The Czech and Finnish teams were also on board the flight. This is where the fun begins.

Before the flight could take off, the three teams were kicked off the plane and left stranded at Calgary International, armed guards ready to go. Finnish journalist Marie Lehmann, who was also on board the flight, published one of the first tales of the chaos for SVT Sport, which reads as follows:

“It got complicated before the plane took off. Several members of the Russian team were seriously intoxicated and refused to wear mouthguards, and a Russian leader is even, according to Czech team leader Otakar Černý, smoking in the hallway on his way to the plane. Several players brought their own alcohol which they drank, and refused to stop despite several instructions.

It all ended with the expulsion of all players and leaders from Russia and the Czech Republic from the plane and the ban on returning home… It was only after four hours of waiting that the plane was finally able to take off… It was completely crazy when they took us out. from the plane, and we stood and waited not knowing what was going on – with lots of heavily armed personnel in place.

According to Lehmann, although the Russian team caused all the fuss (she describes the Czech and Finnish teams as “completely innocent”), the three teams were taken off the flight because they were wearing similar gray sweatshirts and the flight attendants could not tell the difference between the teams. If you can’t find this part hilarious, you’ve come to the wrong place.

The Czechs further reinforced Lehmann’s claims, ÄŒerný saying in a press release: “Our players went to buy souvenirs from Canada and some of the players called their families home. On the contrary, we saw Russian players sitting in a bar.

“On the plane, we noticed that some members of the Russian team were clearly not respecting the hygiene rules,” continued erný. therefore evacuated the entire plane.

As you can imagine, these statements, in addition to a ridiculous anecdote about Russian trainer Sergei Zubov who hid an electronic cigarette up his sleeve and puffed it in the plane’s tunnel – gave Russian retaliation a boost. Russian media Sport-Express did not deny the allegations against the Russian team, but claimed they were far from the only faction to deserve blame, word of the Czech team

“The representatives of the Czech national team stood out more, they took alcohol with them and started celebrating the New Year in advance. So to speak, we decided to stock up on a traditional frothy drink. Unfortunately, the flip side of Czech beer love rarely goes unnoticed. Their team has had similar stories before. For example, when the Czechs flew from Prague to Riga (for the 2021 World Cup), the bus carrying passengers from the airport to the plane was badly damaged.

Then, Sport-Express targeted the Finnish side, which would be the only team allowed to take the flight back to Frankfurt, writing …

“According to our information, one of the staff of the Finnish national team literally could not stay seated and fell to the side. Then forgive me for the details, he threw up under his feet.

So who was the most drunk? Which team really deserves the title of “must unfit to fly”? The war of words rages on, but there’s a good chance only the brave Calgary-Frankfurt flight attendants will ever know the truth. One thing is certain, however:


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